The Complexities of an Opinionated Idiot

I drive my youngest son crazy because he says I’m all over the place with things I do and do not like. I say he has a difficult time understanding my opinion in the first place, which is completely understandable, because I don’t always understand it.

Take JetBlue Airlines.

In a post last week, written probably two years ago I wrote how I was fully on the JetBlue bandwagon, that they had better leg-room, friendlier air assisters or whatever we call them now— and I was until I wasn’t. That opinion on JetBlue came after flying cross country on Alaska Airlines, Delta and JetBlue in a single year. Of the three JetBlue was the best.

I’ll quantify this with one annoying trait JetBlue had, may still have, I don’t know— the bottomless snack concept. They keep them up towards the front of the plane where I sit and every other minute someone is opening and closing the cabinet door to grab some more snacks. Even on a six hour flight seeing someone grab 3-4 bags of Corn Chips or Cheese Woggles and gleefully run back to their seat (and I’m talking adults not children) is king of disturbing. That door opening and closing gets old quick. Let me give you a piece of advice— and I’ve been working on my diet, for the record I’m 170lbs now— which is 9 lbs lower than high school— sitting for six hours and consuming nothing but carbs is a bad idea.

Regardless, between the time I signed up for a JetBlue Card and earned 90,000 points and I wrote that blog about how much I like them, I flew First Class on American Airlines and United. Game changer. When I tried to upgrade my seat on my next JetBlue flight I was unhappy to see they didn’t have First Class (they call it MINT) on many of their flights.

Between the lack of First Class which makes flying bearable— it’s well worth it my friends, especially if travel is for you like it is for me, deductible— being the first one on and off the plane and getting a level of service when you have a Air Server or whatever we call them now devoted to only 8-10 people makes a HUUUGE difference.

So my son, you see that’s the complexity of trying to understand an opinionated idiot.

Convention Report Jet City Tacoma Washington, Part I: The Beginning of the End

Here’s a look back at one of my favorite shows…

We fly a lot— not as much as some people I know but more than your regular Joe, or even your Special Joe. Because of that we get to experience a lot of different airlines. Show promoters foot the bill for the tickets so they have the final say as to which airline we’re flying although they'll usually ask— after this year I'm not going to be as humble about it with my usual “whatever is easiest for you” -- I’m just going to say Jet Blue.

The last five trips we had we flew Jet Blue to San Diego, Jet Blue to New York, Alaska Air to Portland Oregon, United to Chicago and this trip was Tacoma Washington via Delta.

Jet Blue all the way. They aren’t perfect, but you also don’t feel like you’re sandwiched in like you do with the other carriers. To be fair Alaska Airlines was pretty nice too— but maybe by design the only downside was that the plane was freezing (and I like it cold but this was frigid).

All right so back to Tacoma and our last convention of the year— we caught a Delta Flight out of Boston at five thirty on a Friday night— traffic was pretty rough getting into Logan and the airport was absolutely packed. We decided to get there earlier than needed to grab a late lunch but the only sit down restaurant in the Delta Terminal was something called “Legal Experiments” or something like that, and offshoot of Legal Seafood. It smelled like something had died weeks earlier and I was shocked that people were actually waiting in line to get in. Here’s a tip folks, when you’re going to eat Seafood smell is the number one test.

We opted to grab a turkey sandwich and a salad from the cafe— it was actually pretty fresh so no complaints there.

We boarded the hell flight to Tacoma after a slight weather delay in Seattle, but we should have just gotten back in our car and drove home.

More Next week.